Intellectual Zombies in the Age of Bean-Counting Universities
There was once a time when universities were sanctuaries of curiosity, where scholars wrestled with ideas rather than metrics, and where the pursuit of wisdom animated the academic life. But the modern university—particularly in the era of KPIs, scorecards, and managerial reductionism—has transformed into a machine that rewards compliance over creativity, obedience over originality. In this environment, a disturbing species has proliferated: the intellectual zombie. Intellectual zombies are not defined by a lack of qualification. Many hold doctorates, professorial titles, and impressive-looking résumés. The problem is not their credentials but their hollowness. They move by reflex, animated not by intellectual impulse but by bureaucratic demands: directives, templates, matrixes, and checklists. These are the scholars who can only function when given instructions. Remove the KPIs and handbook, and they are lost—staring blankly, unsure of what scholarship demands when no external authori...